gravy trainThis is Oakland, California's Gravy Train!!!! Since pelvic-thrusting their way into the hearts of new wave nymphos everywhere last summer, they have had a four-song CD The Menz EP on S.P.A.M. Records and are now announcing their debut full length album "Hello Doctor" on Kill Rock Stars.

gravy train photoChunx (lead vocals, lyrics, vibrating grandma panties), Funx (Yamaha keyboard maestro, part-time dancer, anal beads), Hunx (Farfisa fucker, token dude, assless chaps), and Drunx (main fly girl, backup grunts, yard-long dildo wielder) have spawned the most grotesque good-time dance record since the Village People's "Sex Over the Phone". Too flaming disco to be hip-hop, too ugly to be "electro"-anything.

"Hello Doctor" features hoetic waxings on cottonmouth blowjobs, burger abortions, bouncing titties and unwashed twatties over the kind of frenzied synth anthems that were used for car chase scenes in Corey (both Feldman, Haim) movies.

Making cameo appearances are producer Ikey Owens (he did the Mars Volta), Nikki, Chris Touchton (ex-XBXRX, Da Hawnay Troof), and Cyrus Comiskey (ex-Black Fork, Drunk Horse). Where "The Menz EP" was a more sonically sparse recording and used only drumbeats and keyboards, Hello Doctor makes use of organ, guitar and sound effects for a richer, fuller sound. It was also recorded in an entirely different bedroom. Gravy Train!!!! appeals to fans of John Waters, the B-52's, Peaches, L'Trimm, and sex education films.