| Moist:
<moeeest> (Amer. Eng.) adj. The essence of Moist, full-body,
perspiration caused by the act of Rocking and Rolling. The standing
tall of the Rock and Roll phallus; (see `getting moist') The product
of the female orgasm in response to the Rock and Roll phallus.
 The
Moistboyz are here to put a stop to clean cut Rock and Roll. The
Moistboyz are sick and tired of bullshit and candy-coated VH1
girl-rock. They will not appear in panties or women's clothes.
The Moistboyz are not spokesmen of the oppressed. They care nothing
for causes, marches, or human rights, because `human rights' are
only the communist watering-down of FREEDOM.
The Moistboyz exist to provide loud Rock and Roll
intended to be played at maximum volume. The Moistboyz are more
so to be reckoned with than enjoyed during a cup of "Tazo
Chai." The Moistboyz are not a comedy act, nor do they attempt
to produce retrospective ideals. They are men, and enjoy this
existence.
The Moistboyz know this will offend the androgyny
of the modern person, and the young intellectual. The Moistboyz
are holdouts in a nation of pussies and jerk-offs. Guns, booze
and dirt are the essence. This occurs naturally for them, and
takes little to no effort to produce. The Moistboyz expect Grammys
for "Guns, booze and dirt rock."
The Moistboyz have previously released two cds on
the now defunct Grand  Royal
records, both were met with met overwhelming response by true
fans of American Rock and Roll. Plans are currently in the works
for a reissue of both albums on one cd with plenty of bonus tracks
including the highly sought after (and extremely collectible)
single "OG Simpson".
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